emilysachs:

HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! 

allmymetaphors:

whenever i wanna cry i think about Van Gogh he was such a nice and lonely dude all he wanted was for people to love him he ate yellow paint because he thought it would get the happiness inside him oh god oh god that’s so sad i can’t breathe 

Thu, Apr 17 via, source , 349,964 notes
omfg;
"The floor is lava!"

—Everyone, Pompeii, 79 A.D. (via ahkep)

Sun, Apr 13 via, source , 167,933 notes
omfg;

the-cumberqueen:

petition for Avengers 2 to be a musical and the only person who doesn’t know its a musical is Tony

shirtlesslion:

STORY IDEA: YOUR DOOR BELL RINGS AND ITS A PERSON FROM AN ALTERNATE UNIVERSE “I JUST WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT YOU ARE MY FAVORITE BOOK CHARACTER AND I KNOW HOW IT ENDS AND I WANNA CHANGE IT”

hayleu:

this truly scared me i thought the legs on the right were some crispy burnt up human legs i need a minute to breathe

Tue, Apr 1 via, source , 326,757 notes
OMFG; LAUGHS;

technicolorchameleons:

I just wanted one nice picture and this jackass here-

counterpunches:

literally just a clip of ravers dancing at a music festival, but with the rave music taken out and Benny Hill music put in x

chelsja:

happy womens day

Sun, Mar 9 via, source , 170,179 notes
lotr; OMFG;

devotionaura:

everyone watch this video of my dog gettin embarrassed that i caught him singin

hippiebabysitterr:

today i heard 2 kids talking about buying fake IDs after school and so i started eavesdropping cuz u know thats big kid stuff and then one was like “yeah but is all this really worth it like im pretty sure the fake IDs cost more than the fish we r gonna buy”

to buy fish at petco u have to be 18 or older

they were going to get fakes to buy fish

Fri, Mar 7 via, source , 214,749 notes
omfg; laughs;

#discreet

hipsterinatardis:

"das me"

Wed, Mar 5 via, source , 123,570 notes
omfg; LAUGHS;

people dissing on the queen idina’s performance at the oscars like

ok then let’s see you get up in front of millions of viewers and sing








TC